String Quartets: 1. Gospel Singers: 5. Spiritualized band-members: 2 (Jason Pierce on acoustic guitar and vocals, Tony Foster on Fender Rhodes Piano). Hip Pseudonyms: 2 (J Spaceman and Doggen, respectively). Brit-Pop mullets: 2. Skinny jeans: 2. Pairs of sunglasses worn indoors: 2. White people: 1501 (Apollo’s Capacity minus five—c.f. Gospel Singers).

Realizing that the shoe-gazing post-pop-experimentalist-dream-noise-neo-psychedelic-ambient-alternative-slowcore-space-rockers you expected to see are—when reduced to acoustic guitar and electric piano– essentially a Christian rock band : Priceless.