Let’s try a little experiment. I’ll be the mad scientist and you can be my ignorant guinea pig. Grab your keys and head out to your vehicle. 1998 Ford Taurus? That not only offends my taste but it probably won’t even work for this project. Go ahead and steal someone else’s automobile. It’s okay. You have my permission. Now unlawfully drive this faster car over to the police station. Honk your horn three times.

The cops are sauntering outside to get a load of this commotion, right? Spit on the windshield of one of their cruisers. Drive. Stop gawking! Speed away! If you’re like me, you’re probably deciding on the perfect music to accompany this felon-like escapade. No, “Fuck The Police” is a little too cliche. Think harder. That’s right. I knew you’d go with DJ Axel’s Breakin’ The Law . Why? Because it’s the only chaotic calm that could possibly suit your current villainous situation.