This New Year’s Eve, ease any guilt about breaking New Year’s resolutions before even making them by watching everyone’s favorite foul-mouth fourth-graders cause mayhem in “South Park Goes Out With Bang,” Monday, December 31 from 9:30 p.m. to 12:00 a.m. First at 9:30 p.m., Cartman is shipped off to a camp for overweight youngsters. At 10:00 p.m., a lame anti-smoking presentation has an opposite effect on the boys, who light up and end up burning the school down.

At 10:30 p.m., an Indian casino brings down the town of “South Park.” Jimmy learns just how far he’ll fall after he gets hooked on performance-enhancing steroids to help him compete in the Special Olympics at 11:00 p.m. At 11:30 p.m., after winning a national essay contest, Cartman tries to beef up with Weight Gain 4000 for a TV appearance with Kathie Lee Gifford. So turn off the treadmill, grab a slice of chocolate cake and get ready for a night of bad habits.